percy: you wanna go??
ares: im a god you absolute walnut
percy: i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

i-love-you-swan:

captain—kitten:

                                                        The Fall.

siriusdarkgrey:

lily evans running into class late and out of breath and saying “sorry im late i was… doing stuff.” james potter swaggering in after her and saying “im
stuff.”

swanismycaptain:

Remember when the Season 3 Captain Swan Finale is still a real thing.

swanismycaptain:

I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WAITING AND I DEMAND MY FIX OF CAPTAIN SWAN.

REBLOG IF YOU THINK HOOK IS A TRUE HERO

emmaswn:

I see too much people saying he’s not a hero and don’t deserve to be.

let’s see how many people truly think he is one.

swanismycaptain:

Holy moly I think my dash finally did a thing.